This is great!

[sjierual]

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I hope no one is offended!

Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or are you just gonna F**k around?"

[supasaiyan99]

TweetLOL!!! Funny!

I hope I don't get struck by lightning today!

[SMILEY FACE]

TweetLMAOL....i'am going to hell

[Lily]

TweetLOLOLOL Funny.....

(I'm probably already going to hell, so who cares!)

[LilFella]

TweetLOL, All my friends will be there anyways, some are prolly already there havin some hot wings waiting for me.

[supasaiyan99]

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LOL, All my friends will be there anyways, some are prolly already there havin some hot wings waiting for me.

You crack me up!!!

On a serious note, it's never too late to be saved, that is if you believe!!!