A little help.

[markriley]

TweetEver since Monday morning it has hurt really bad to urinate. I was too drunk this weekend to know if I got hit in the junk or something though. I wrestle around and sh-t a lot when I drink. Any ideas as to how to get the million needles feeling to go away?

[McKenzie]

TweetCould be a number of things....I would suggest going to see your doctor to get a definite diagnosis and proper treatment.

[Testify]

TweetI agree.

If you drank too much to remember, who knows what you might have done?

[Lily]

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burns to pee is usually a urinary track infection....if you fooled around last weekend unprotected, could be an STD..go to the DR.!

[markriley]

TweetI'm sorry. I was totally drunk when I wrote this post and some how I thought it was hillarious. It wont happen again.

[crombie09]

TweetMaybe a hernia? I had one of those when I was yuonger from falling off my skateboard. Hurt like a biotch!

[mick-G]

TweetIm thinkin UTI

[kite]

TweetQuit getting drunk and snatching on it so damn hard!

[badasz32]

Tweetmy guess is the clap... not like i had it or anything. the pissing fire isnt fun. Females can have the sti and not know it but men usually show more symptoms. so when we get sti's we know in the 2-3 days. i would get the swab just to be safe, and the q-tip down the pee hole can be fun.

[Lily]

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I'm sorry. I was totally drunk when I wrote this post and some how I thought it was hillarious. It wont happen again.

ohh so you were joking??? funny ha ha

[AlmostThere]

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my guess is the clap... not like i had it or anything. the pissing fire isnt fun. Females can have the sti and not know it but men usually show more symptoms. so when we get sti's we know in the 2-3 days. i would get the swab just to be safe, and the q-tip down the pee hole can be fun.

Thats what i was thinking too from the symptoms. I was told by a MD that it can take as long as 3 weeks to show symptoms from time of exposure. Not that i have had it or anything either.

[crombie09]

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I'm sorry. I was totally drunk when I wrote this post and some how I thought it was hillarious. It wont happen again.

Can I call BS here? If you have problems its ok to tell us about em. Haha. You were so drunk that you made up a thread about it burning when you pee yet your spelling, typing and punctuation are near perfect? Also who would this this is funny... drunk or sober?.....................

[AlmostThere]

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Can I call BS here? If you have problems its ok to tell us about em. Haha. You were so drunk that you made up a thread about it burning when you pee yet your spelling, typing and punctuation are near perfect? Also who would this this is funny... drunk or sober?.....................

I was thinkin the same thing thats why i replyed.

Dont worry Mark your not the first one to stick your ____ somewhere it shouldnt have been.

[markriley]

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Can I call BS here? If you have problems its ok to tell us about em. Haha. You were so drunk that you made up a thread about it burning when you pee yet your spelling, typing and punctuation are near perfect? Also who would this this is funny... drunk or sober?.....................

I am drunk again,as I am most nights. Even when I'm drunk I can think and type fairly clearly. I get weeknight drunk on weeknights and fuzzy memories drunk on weekends.I think this is is hillarious. I used to say the exact same story to teachers in high school and they all would fall for it. Some fell for it a couple times. Once again, I am sorry for posting a shenaniganistical post.


Thank you all for the help. I am quite a man slut so I am sure I will catch something from a girl in the future and will use your advice then.lol

[markriley]

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I was thinkin the same thing thats why i replyed.

Dont worry Mark your not the first one to stick your ____ somewhere it shouldnt have been.

Guys, guys, you obviously don't know me that well. I will be the first to admit that I am a slut. I am the first to admit that I will try to do girls I prolly wouldnt sober If I think it is a sure thing. I would be the first to admit if I boned a land beast or caught an std from a girl I can't remember. We all have our stories about having intercourse with a drop dead gorgeous gal or one of those one night stands that turned into some of the best boning ever. THOSE STORIES ARE A DIME A DOZEN. Stories about hoggin or finding little suprises on your junk are so much funnier because most people are afraid to tell them, so you never hear them. If I have one of these stories in the near future(very likely) I will come here and tell you about it.

I apologize again for making up that post.