I should be a Private Investigator....

[DJDIGGLER]

TweetI was sitting at my computer desk in my boxers, relaxing after a hard workout. All of a sudden my doorbell rang. I got up and answered it and a guy that lives a few houses down from me said someone just egged his daughters car, and they got the front end of my truck. So I threw some clothes on and washed it off real quick. I ask the guy if he saw the people and he said "yeah it was a white chevy reg cab pickup early 90's style. It was the w/t edition and was pretty beat up. There were a few kids in the truck driving like morons going like 90mph." I asked which way they went and he said they went south.

So I jumped in my truck and went looking for them. I went one way looking to see if any cars got egged on the east side. No damage there. So I turn around and go the opposite way. After just about giving up I turn around to go home when I notice way off in the distant a truck with just the parking lights on doing erratic moves. So I throw it in reverse and turn the truck around. I start to follow them and they stop in front of a house and all these punks get out at the house. So I start questioning them about throwing eggs at my neighborhood and the dude in the truck takes off. So I get on him like white on rice and call in the tag number. He starts going extremely fast and being that it was a neighborhood I didn't want any innocent people getting hurt so I let off and tailed him from a far distance.

He goes to hide in our rec center so I park in the road and let the police know where he is. He then see's me again then takes off so I just park there and wait for the cops. As I get out of my truck I notice the group of kids that jumped out of his truck before. So I call them over and start questioning them. They were scared shitless! I told them that I'm going to have them I'm going to sue their ass for the damage. Finally when they realised the cops were coming they took off running.

About an hour later I'm at my house and decided to go for a walk with my wife to alert others if their car was damaged so the egg wouldn't dry on their cars. After going up about 6 houses I notice one of the punks there. I realized then that he lives a few housed down from me. He wouldn't even look at me. After going 20 houses away from mine and noticed no other cars hit I realized that it was him and here's why..........

If he left I would have been one of the first houses to come up. Being that there were no other cars in the driveways between his house and mine, my truck was first up. After that it went every few houses. But coincidentally no houses before his was hit. So not only did I get the bastard in the white trucks tag numbers but I now know where the other little shit lives. Needless to say I think the fear alone that I know where he lives is enough to keep the little bastard from doing it again! Talk about good detective work. I've never seen any of these people before and I catch them all in one fall swoop! I think I'm going to buy myself a batman suit and start fighting crime! HAHAHAHAHA

Now if I could only find out how to get the batmobile?!?

Superman eat your heart out!

[LilFella]

TweetCheck ebay bro! lol Nice job btw, they should be beaten for messing with people's property like that!
Now if I could only find out how to get the batmobile?!?

Superman eat your heart out![/QUOTE]

[jazzjackrabbit]

Tweetnice job batman!

[Lily]

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[kite]

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You da Man !!!!





good for you bro !

He da Batman

[supasaiyan99]

TweetGood job bro!!! I'm sure you can find a batmobile bodykit online somewhere!!!

[DJDIGGLER]

TweetThanks guys. If you need help just point the bat signal to the sky

[Harry Tasker]

Tweeti thought u were chuck norris?

[DJDIGGLER]

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i thought u were chuck norris?

No that would be a nightmare! I'd love to have his fighting ability. But to hell with being him!

[a-bomb83]

Tweetteam up with mofo, and you two can be the ambiguiously gay duo.

[DJDIGGLER]

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team up with mofo, and you two can be the ambiguiously gay duo.

I wouldn't want to take your place as his gay sidekick!

I wouldn't want to step on your toes at all......Besides if you recall batman is all about catwoman. That would mean I'm not gay.

[a-bomb83]

Tweeti thought he hooked up with robin.

[DJDIGGLER]

TweetNo I killed robin. He was a poooo ceeee