Sex after 60

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> An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
> tavern.
>
> The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
> time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
> tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
>
> "Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
>
> "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there again and we can
> do it for old time's sake."
>
> "Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
>
> There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
> this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to
> see>this...two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an
> eye on them so there's no trouble."
>
> So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
> support, aided by a walking sticks.
>
> Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
> fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old
> man drops his trousers.
>
> She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.
> Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
> policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like
> eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling,
> "Ohhhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the
> most athletic sex imaginable.
>
> Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
>
> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
> that he didn't know. He starts to think about his own aged parents and
> wonders whether they still have sex like this.
>
> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
> couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
>
> The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was
> going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.
>
> As the couple pass, he says to them. "That was something else, you must
> have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You
> must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
>
> "No, there's no secret," the old man says, "except that fifty years ago
> that damn fence wasn't electric."

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