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MOTORCYCLES VS. GIRLS

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  • MOTORCYCLES VS. GIRLS

    motorcycles vs. girls

    * Motorcycles curves never sag.
    * Motorcycles last longer.
    * Motorcycles dont get pregnant.
    * You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
    * Motorcycles dont have parents.
    * Motorcycles dont whine unless something is really wrong.
    * You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
    * You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
    * If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
    * Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
    * Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
    * Motorcycles dont mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
    * If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
    * If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
    * If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
    * You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
    * You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
    * You dont have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
    * You dont have to convince your Motorcycle that youre a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
    * If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you dont have to apologize before you can ride it again.
    * You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.
    * Your parents dont remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
    * Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
    * Motorcycles dont insult you if you are a bad rider.
    * Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
    * Motorcycles dont care if you are late.
    * You dont have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
    * Its always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
    * If your Motorcycle doesnt look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
    * You cant get diseases from a Motorcycle you dont know very well.
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”






  • #2
    Re: MOTORCYCLES VS. GIRLS

    You worked hard on that list didn't ya 02???

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    • #3
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      man I can use some of those about guys, too...
      http://thegymdiva.blogspot.com

      http://www.myspace.com/gymdiva1222

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by gymdiva
        man I can use some of those about guys, too...

        Do it ...Do it.... DOOOOOOOO IT!!!!!!

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        • #5
          Re: MOTORCYCLES VS. GIRLS

          Good list, o2.



          Disclaimer: Any information that TestRip7 shares is strictly for entertainment and role playing purposes only. TestRip7 is a fictional character and in no way condones the use of any illegal substances or activities otherwise.

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          • #6
            Re: MOTORCYCLES VS. GIRLS

            Originally posted by NATE
            Do it ...Do it.... DOOOOOOOO IT!!!!!!

            ok...

            they don't sag...
            they don't complain...

            and of course one hell of a vibrator to ride
            http://thegymdiva.blogspot.com

            http://www.myspace.com/gymdiva1222

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            • #7
              Re: MOTORCYCLES VS. GIRLS

              Originally posted by gymdiva
              ok...

              they don't sag...
              they don't complain...

              and of course one hell of a vibrator to ride

              YOU DESERVE REPS ON THIS ONE!!
              ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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              • #8
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                If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it. lol nice list but do they give blow jobs
                "Workout each rep till I drop the uglyiest , meanest face"

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                • #9
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                  LOOK AT THIS TAIL!!
                  Attached Files
                  ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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                  • #10
                    Re: MOTORCYCLES VS. GIRLS

                    lmao one on one with the great one huh ! thats one hell of a package !
                    "Workout each rep till I drop the uglyiest , meanest face"

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                    • #11
                      Re: MOTORCYCLES VS. GIRLS

                      Originally posted by Depdaddy
                      yes but you cant stick your dick in a bikes tail

                      dep


                      WHAT I DO IN MY GARAGE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS I S MY BUSINESS!!
                      ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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                      • #12
                        Re: MOTORCYCLES VS. GIRLS

                        Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE
                        motorcycles vs. girls


                        * You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
                        lol...That's for Leankid!!!
                        NO PAIN, NO GAIN
                        KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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                        • #13
                          Re: MOTORCYCLES VS. GIRLS

                          Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE
                          WHAT I DO IN MY GARAGE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS I S MY BUSINESS!!


                          LOL
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                          "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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                          Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)

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                          • #14
                            Re: MOTORCYCLES VS. GIRLS

                            Originally posted by gymdiva
                            ok...

                            they don't sag...
                            they don't complain...

                            and of course one hell of a vibrator to ride
                            i can vibrate all day and all nite (front door or back door) without stopping.
                            but poor bike, once it runs of gas, no more vibration.....
                            so gymdiva..come to daddy , adn he is waiting for u

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                            • #15
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                              i love having my bike... its the best thing in the world when u have a shitty day and just go for a ride. i tell my gf all the time that the bike is my one and only true love. lol.
                              Badasz1@Hushmail.com

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