MOTORCYCLES VS. GIRLS

[O2BESOHUGE]

Tweetmotorcycles vs. girls

* Motorcycles curves never sag.
* Motorcycles last longer.
* Motorcycles dont get pregnant.
* You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
* Motorcycles dont have parents.
* Motorcycles dont whine unless something is really wrong.
* You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
* You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
* If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
* Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
* Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
* Motorcycles dont mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
* If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
* If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
* If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
* You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
* You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
* You dont have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
* You dont have to convince your Motorcycle that youre a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
* If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you dont have to apologize before you can ride it again.
* You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it wont get sore.
* Your parents dont remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
* Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
* Motorcycles dont insult you if you are a bad rider.
* Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
* Motorcycles dont care if you are late.
* You dont have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
* Its always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
* If your Motorcycle doesnt look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
* You cant get diseases from a Motorcycle you dont know very well.

[NATE]

TweetYou worked hard on that list didn't ya 02???

[gymdiva]

Tweetman I can use some of those about guys, too...

[NATE]

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man I can use some of those about guys, too...

Do it ...Do it.... DOOOOOOOO IT!!!!!!

[TestRip7]

TweetGood list, o2.

[gymdiva]

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Do it ...Do it.... DOOOOOOOO IT!!!!!!

ok...

they don't sag...
they don't complain...

and of course one hell of a vibrator to ride

[O2BESOHUGE]

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ok...

they don't sag...
they don't complain...

and of course one hell of a vibrator to ride

YOU DESERVE REPS ON THIS ONE!!

[Stackt]

TweetIf your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it. lol nice list but do they give blow jobs

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetLOOK AT THIS TAIL!!

[Stackt]

Tweetlmao one on one with the great one huh ! thats one hell of a package !

[O2BESOHUGE]

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yes but you cant stick your dick in a bikes tail

dep

WHAT I DO IN MY GARAGE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS I S MY BUSINESS!!

[supasaiyan99]

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motorcycles vs. girls


* You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.

lol...That's for Leankid!!!

[Lily]

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WHAT I DO IN MY GARAGE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS I S MY BUSINESS!!

LOL

[SMILEY FACE]

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ok...

they don't sag...
they don't complain...

and of course one hell of a vibrator to ride

i can vibrate all day and all nite (front door or back door) without stopping.
but poor bike, once it runs of gas, no more vibration.....
so gymdiva..come to daddy , adn he is waiting for u

[badasz32]

Tweeti love having my bike... its the best thing in the world when u have a shitty day and just go for a ride. i tell my gf all the time that the bike is my one and only true love. lol.