TweetWho is that in your avi O2?
TweetILL START...
WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, MY BUDDIES WERE GOING WATER SKIING BUT I HAD TO TAKE A MACHINE GRADED TEST FIRST AT SCHOOL. I GOT IMPATIENT AND WENT DOWN THE ANSWER SHEET MAKING DESIGNS AND RANDOM ANSWERS... I FINISHED REAL QUICK AND LEFT TO GO SKIING.
THE FOLLOWING MONDAY I WAS PUT INTO A REMEDIAL READING CLASS!! DAMMIT!! I WAS IN THERE WITH REAL IDIOTS AND THEY WOULDNT LET ME RE-DO MY TEST TO PROVE I WAS REALLY SMARTER THAN WHAT I DID!!!
FUNNY HUH??
TweetWho is that in your avi O2?
TweetOriginally Posted by McKenzie
THATS NOT A FUNNY STORY!!
Tweetsorry...all my stupid shit happened after high schoolOriginally Posted by O2BESOHUGE
I didnt know you like to water ski?
Tweetlmfao dep.
can't think of anything right off...i'll contribute later.
TweetOriginally Posted by Depdaddy
THATS NOT BAD!!
TweetOriginally Posted by Depdaddy
Careful Dep....we do know what you look like
TweetWhen I was younger I used to go to a department store parking lot at around midnight. The parking lot was about 2 football fields long. I was driving a beat up 84 Chevy Cavalier wagon with a 4spd manual transmission. Anyway I'd lightly pull my car behind a shopping cart until it touched........Then I would floor it across the parking lot. Once I got to 80mph I'd slam on my brakes and watch the cart's wheels shoot sparks, hit the curb, and go flying across the street! (btw I'd make sure no cars were around to damage).
TweetAnother time I took 3 military grade smoke bombs and put them on my neighborhood golf course on the 16th hole. You could hear the golfers yelling "wtf is going on!"
(for the record the smoke bombs were legal)
TweetThat sucks!Originally Posted by O2BESOHUGE
When I was in highschool I stole a colossal amount of alcohol (beer and liquor). My buddies and I were going to take off after school and go get blitzed at our friends. I put 3 or 4 cases in a huge plastic bag with ice (no cooler!) tied it real good and put it in the trunk of my car. The condensation build up was so bad my car looked like it was leaking from the gas tank. Which caused some concern and I eventually had to open my trunk on school property. Arrested, expelled and had to open everyone of those bottled beers and pour them out. Of course that wasn't my whole stash and luckily I wasn't investigated to thoroughly or it could have gotten a whole lot worse.
TweetI shoved an aluminum foil chewing gum wrapper in an electrical outlet at my high school. Screwed the electrical system up because it was not properly grounded. So actually, I did the school a favor. I was never caught.
I also flushed an M-60 down the toilet at my high school. Not an M80!!
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TweetAnother one just came to mind. I was a real idiot in high school!!
I was at a "party", of about 20 people, in a townhouse. I got the bright idea of putting vodka on a candle and then lighting it. Only problem was after I poured the vodka on the candle, one of my friends lit it before I could pull the vodka bottle away from the engulfing fire. So now I have what looks like a vodka handheld torch - blue flame and all coming out of the mouth of the bottle. In my enlightened state, I thought I would try blowing it out. The flame not only didn't go out put wasn't even aware of my effort. So now I'm starting to panick (and I'm drunk), so I think I could shake the torch out! LOL! Vodka fireballs are flying all over the place, including my forehead. People start evacuating the townhouse. Finally, from a suggestion of my friend, I poured beer on it, which we had plenty of, to put the rest of the fires out.
TweetIn high school we had attendance sheets that were slipped under the door of every class during 2nd period. So I photo copied my hand giving the middel finger and stapled it to every attendance sheet. Needless to say the principal narrowed it down to a few people (me included) and said that he would copy each persons hand until he found the match and if the person didn't come forward before he figured out who it was they would be expelled. So I came forward. Was well worth the laugh though!
Another time I put a penthouse taped open to some lesbions having fun with each other in my teachers grading book.
Oh, my favorite was I took the school mascot (a giant wooden sculpture of an indian kneeling with one had under his chin like he was thinking) and rolled him to the nearest drinking fountain and taped the button down so water would constantly flow. It looked like he was trying to get a drink of water. Noone caught me on that one!
Tweet^whoops meant one HAND under his chin not han!
Tweetohh, one time , i was making love to one of my ex and instead calling her name out, i called one of my ex's name and she flipped the **** out of me