Mother Frickin

[DIRTY_SOUTH]

TweetJehovah's Witnesses come beating on my damn door this morning!!! I work nights!!!! I wish I could have gotten their damn tag number cause I would get off of work this morning at 3am and go beat on their damn door holding my bible!!!! Sons of *****es!!!!

[FUZO]

TweetJUST TEL THEM YOU BELIEVE IN THE DEVIL

[DIRTY_SOUTH]

TweetNo...I tell them I WAS DAMN SLEEPING BEFORE YOU PERSISTANT LIL BASTARDS KEPT BANGING ON MY DOOR!!!!

[FUZO]

TweetOPEN THE DOOR JERKING OFF NEXT TIME WITH A TENNIS BALL IN YOUR MOUTH

[Phreak]

Tweetlol

[mtnmedic]

TweetHmm,.. how to put this without going off... I think those folks are really f%$cked in the head !! We got quite a few Kingdom Halls here, they used to come by atleast once a week,..come worship with us.. I would rather go to a klan rally or have a barium enema than get involved in their look down their nose beliefs. For someone to bang on my door and preach to me their way of worship is better than mine is just plain wrong. I worship Christ every moment of the day, not by marrying and knockin' up every poor woman with no self-esteem, or looking down my nose at people whom my "elder" says are inferior to my religin. Didn't Adolf ****** run things that way too ?

[a-bomb83]

Tweetwhen they ride off, throw a stick in their spoke.

and fuzo's whackin it with the tennis ball idea ain't bad either.

[a-bomb83]

Tweetdisregard my statment, i was thinking of mormons.

[Aphrodite]

TweetWhen I first moved into my house they use to come ALL the time. One time i brought my rottie to the door with me. Now she was just the sweetest thing and loved people. But I opened the door and she jumping all over cuz she thinks someone is coming to see her. Well these folks jumped back and looked like they had just peed their pants!!!!!!!!!! They tried mumbling something while giving me that stupid brochure they hand out. I promtly gave it to my dog and she carried it around in her mouth looking all happy. I never did see them again and they never did see my dogs lil' stub of a tail just awaggin away!!!

[Saucefit]

TweetI think it's wrong to try to make someone believe in whatever. It should be up to the individual. There is no right or wrong. I think those type of people or borderline cultists, trying to "convert" people. If someone starts preaching to me.......man it's on!

[T-Man007]

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OPEN THE DOOR JERKING OFF NEXT TIME WITH A TENNIS BALL IN YOUR MOUTH

roflmao!

[DIRTY_SOUTH]

TweetOr I could just yell, "COME IN!"....and lay there in my bean bag naked eating cheetos

[Aphrodite]

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Or I could just yell, "COME IN!"....and lay there in my bean bag naked eating cheetos

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The visual on that is just hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[T-Man007]

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Or I could just yell, "COME IN!"....and lay there in my bean bag naked eating cheetos

LOL Then look at one of them and say 'boy, you sure got a purdy mouth'. I bet that will get you on the 'do not bother' list. LOL

[NATE]

TweetTell them you follow the writings of Anton Lavey. They will look at you all white eyed and slowly back away never to return...