Tweetlol ...funny how you can relate to that one mikey LOL!!!!!!
TweetCHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow called into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.
Tweetu know.......he got nice watery bed
Tweeta watery bed??? or do you mean a water bed?! lol
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TweetNo, he meant watery, cause when she realized she was screwing a pigeon she started to cry.Originally Posted by Lily
TweetLOL..
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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TweetGood one Mikey!
Tweethahaha....good 1
TweetGood one!!! LMAO
TweetOriginally Posted by sunnshine_ahead