Light Bulb Jokes

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TweetHow many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.

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TweetHow many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

How many can you afford?

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TweetHow many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians screw in hot tubs, not in light bulbs.

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TweetHow many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None - that's a hardware problem.

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TweetHow many paranoid schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb?

Who wants to know?

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TweetHow many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how they got in there remains a mystery.

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TweetHow many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to screw the bulb in, two to discuss the violation of the socket, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.

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TweetHow many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has to want to change.