A New Store in New York

[angryoldman]

TweetA store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
of

the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose
to

go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor

the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on

this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.



To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
store

just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

[SMILEY FACE]

Tweetlol

[kite]

TweetThat about sums it up.

[yamaha147]

TweetTHATS GREAT!

[Merc]

TweetLOL

[supasaiyan99]

Tweetlol...Awesome!!! Only is a New Wives Store did exist.