TweetOh damn, that's funny.
TweetA little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the
block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a
walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and
to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with
gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and
said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time
round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so
another dog is pushing her home."
ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
"Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"
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TweetOh yes, thats a good one!
TweetBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, shit, that is a GREAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn it, that is so good, I'm going to send it to everybody!!!!
TweetI NEED TO GO FIND A DOG TO PUSH AROUND THE BLOCK
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TweetOriginally Posted by FUZO
LOL
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
TweetI GOT THE BEST ***** IN THE WORLD,LOL SHE'S JUST NOT IN HEAT. I'M SO DEAD IF SHE SEE'S THIS
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TweetBRING HER SOME BISCUITS AND GRAVY AND PET HER ALOT AND SHE WILL GIVE IT UP TO YA!!
Tweetlmaol
TweetPlease do me a favor Fuzo? Ask her to take a pic of you after she kills you and send to me???Originally Posted by FUZO
TweetYeah, we see who's the ***** at Fuzzy's house
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