1 - Zero Gravity

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly
discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To
combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion
developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any
surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing
to over 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Your taxes are due again -- enjoy paying them.



2 - Our Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.



3 - Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", "Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building
Full of lawyers, judges and politicians; it creates a hostile work
environment.