Young man died today. First thought was it was too much juice (the guy was huge!)

Coronor's report later reported that in opening the man's stomach, he found 1 large chicken pizza, 2 slices of strawberry cheesecake, one carton of pork fried rice and some wontons, we think there was the actual stick from some teriyaki beef?? and several cinamon buns supposedly from McD's.

Cause of death....clogged arteries due to too much CRAP in the diet.

RIP Mikey