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  • NEWS FLASH!!

    Young man died today. First thought was it was too much juice (the guy was huge!)

    Coronor's report later reported that in opening the man's stomach, he found 1 large chicken pizza, 2 slices of strawberry cheesecake, one carton of pork fried rice and some wontons, we think there was the actual stick from some teriyaki beef?? and several cinamon buns supposedly from McD's.

    Cause of death....clogged arteries due to too much CRAP in the diet.

    RIP Mikey

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    "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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    Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)

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    Re: NEWS FLASH!!

    Originally posted by Lily
    Young man died today. First thought was it was too much juice (the guy was huge!)

    Coronor's report later reported that in opening the man's stomach, he found 1 large chicken pizza, 2 slices of strawberry cheesecake, one carton of pork fried rice and some wontons, we think there was the actual stick from some teriyaki beef?? and several cinamon buns supposedly from McD's.

    Cause of death....clogged arteries due to too much CRAP in the diet.

    RIP Mikey

    Did he have WHEELS? And I thought he was small....lol...

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      Re: NEWS FLASH!!

      p.s. I hope you know I am only teasing you, Mikey....
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      "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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      Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)

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        Re: NEWS FLASH!!

        CAN YOU REALLY DIE FROM EATING TO MUCH AT ONE TIME?
        "WHERE THE MIND GOES, THE BODY WILL FOLLOW."

        "I THINK I CAN TAKE YOU"," YA, KEEP LOOKING"


        "LEAD, FOLLOW OR GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

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          Re: NEWS FLASH!!

          Originally posted by TRAM
          CAN YOU REALLY DIE FROM EATING TO MUCH AT ONE TIME?
          Yeah, CSI had an episode about this guy that had an eating disorder where he couldn't stop eating and ate himself to death.

          Don't know if it's true or not.
          Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups






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            Re: NEWS FLASH!!

            YA, THAT MAKES ME THINK OF THE MOVIE SEVEN THE SIN OF GLUTTONY HE MADE THAT GUY EAT UNTIL HIS STOMACHE BLEW.
            "WHERE THE MIND GOES, THE BODY WILL FOLLOW."

            "I THINK I CAN TAKE YOU"," YA, KEEP LOOKING"


            "LEAD, FOLLOW OR GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

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