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      A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with
      him.
      > He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you
      have."
      > The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."
      > He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you
      have."
      > The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."
      > He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the
      apartment screaming in fear.
      > The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He
      catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
      > The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite
      after I saw how short the fuse was.
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      [font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=purple]In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe. Tori Amos[/color][/size][/font]

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      ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

      "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

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      SHORT FUSE....!!??? WAS THIS ABOUT RADO?
      ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”






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      i don't think that's funny at all, just reinforces incorrect information about AAS, but i'll cut you some slack since it looks like you're my neighbor

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      Great one Ulvmeto


      lol @ 46^2

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      LOL...hey...wait a minute...was that blonde about 5'6"?
      I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.


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      ^^^lollerskates!

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      Quote Originally Posted by 46and2aheadofme
      i don't think that's funny at all, just reinforces incorrect information about AAS, but i'll cut you some slack since it looks like you're my neighbor


      WAS THAT YOU RUNNING.LOL
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      LOLOLOL good one ul



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      hahaha...funny

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