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A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with
him.
> He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you
have."
> The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."
> He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you
have."
> The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."
> He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the
apartment screaming in fear.
> The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He
catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
> The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite
after I saw how short the fuse was.
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=purple]My whole goal is to keep my spirit intact. If that doesn't happen, none of this is worth it. [/color][/size][/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=purple]Jewel [/color][/size][/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=4][color=purple]In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe. Tori Amos[/color][/size][/font]