health plans ...hehe

[Merc]

TweetA wealthy hospital benefactor was being
shown around the hospital when during
her tour, she passed a room where a male
patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman,
"That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that??"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly
explained, "I am very sorry that you were
exposed to that, but this man has a serious
condition where his testicles rapidly fill with
semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5
times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his
testicles could easily rupture".

"Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok,"
commented the woman.

In the very next room, a male patient was
lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse
was performing oral sex! on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!!
How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same
illness, better health plan."

[jazzjackrabbit]

Tweetfunny lol