TweetAmen!!!
TweetAre you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series
of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4.When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5.When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
6.When you are confused - I will use simple words.
7.When you are sick - Stay away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have!
8.When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask.
Because you are my friend.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two,
and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move.
A true friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Tweetthat's what freindship is all about!!!...
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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"Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007
I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...
TweetLOL I printed out something very similar to my best friend and framed it for her birthday...she has it on her wall...lol
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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)
Tweetlol
ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
"Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"
Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.
Tweettrue friends post pics of me in their avatars thanks 02!
If bigger is better then im better than ever !
Tweettryin my ass im already in your avatar!
If bigger is better then im better than ever !
TweetOriginally Posted by space mountain
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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)