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Bottles of Bud
TweetI must have some really sick humor bc this one really cracked me up!!lol
Two good ole Oklahoma rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road, drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a
po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the
Oklahoma Highway Patrolman said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch."
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Tweetlol not bad
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
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Tweetlol.....not toooo bad.
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Tweetnot bad haha
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
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