Things you never say to a cop....

[Cory]

TweetSubject: THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer (OK in Texas).
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look
glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13. "Which one are you, Batman or Robin?
14. Wait! No! I always keep my license wrapped in a sawbuck.
15. Officer, The reason I was speeding is that my wife ran away with a cop last week
and I thought you were bringing her back.
16. What do you mean Township cops don't have any balls!

[Team Flex]

Tweet[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cory
[B]
15. Officer, The reason I was speeding is that my wife ran away with a cop last week
and I thought you were bringing her back.



I liked number 15.... LOL.... :p

[jack hust]

Tweetlmao

[hostile]

Tweet[QUOTE]Originally posted by Team Flex
[B]

Originally posted by Cory

15. Officer, The reason I was speeding is that my wife ran away with a cop last week
and I thought you were bringing her back.



I liked number 15.... LOL.... :p

Me too.

[Chemical Evolution]

TweetNice!

[Speedracer59]

TweetDont forget
- Hey man tell him you were driving.
-I'll have cheese burger large fry.........
-Can I shoot your drunk? I am not that gun.
-Dont let the cop get a word out. Just tell him you havent been drinking get out of the car draw a line. Proceed to moonwalk down it with a spin a the end. Get back in the car and could a drunk do that?

[The Syndicate]

Tweetlol

[bigjim33]

Tweetlol

[rado]

Tweetlol.

[Blackfoot]

TweetAnd definitely Don't start high fiving your buddies if you pass the sobriety test....

[BiggKay]

Tweetlol.....

[BossDJ02]

Tweetmy personal fav is "I swear to drunk im not god officer!"

[Big Puppy]

TweetI was in Amsterdam once and I asked a cop "Do you have a fire for my joint"