worst morning ever!

[phenom01515]

Tweetso this morning i get up for my early workout at 8am....legs. Breakfast went well, had plenty of time to workout and still get to work on time, all and all things are lookin up. I put on my favorite boardshorts and tshirt adn head out the door. Get to the gym which is unusually crowded for an 8 am friday morning but i dont mind because theres a couple nice looking girls there that im not used to seeing in the evenings. Anywho i set up my squat rack do a couple warm up sets, knees and back are feelin good so i decide to start into my regular sets. I throw on 405 for my first real set and im off...1 rep, little tight but not bad, 2nd rep, ahh thats better, 3rd rep man this feels good but these pants are tight as hell i can see my balls from the front, 4th rep, now im movin this is gunna be a good leg day, 5th rep WHAMO!!!!! OUT OF NO WHERE AN AMAZING RIPPING TEARING SHREDDING NOISE ERRUPTS FROM MY BACKSIDE AND I FEEL A NICE KOOOL BREEZE SWEEPING UP MY BUTT CRACK AND AROUND MY BALLS. OH SHIT! what do i do........rack that shit and sit down as fast as i can. ............so im sitting there with major hole in the ass of my pants..and im not talking bout a 2 inch tear of even a 6 inch tear, im talking about a tear that u can see my balls from the front and extends all the way to my lower back. and ofcourse im not wearing underwear.....i dont even own a pair of underwear. i would continue with parrt 2 of this which is my excape from the gym. but thats another 2 pages.
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[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetNOW THATS FUNNY!!

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[FUZO]

TweetWALK PROUD BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM

[snickers1]

Tweetway to damn funny

[geesler]

TweetLOL thats an exciting morning!

[McKenzie]

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[Aphrodite]

TweetHa! Was that you?????

[phenom01515]

Tweetshut up!

[Phreak]

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[Skarhead]

TweetLMAO

[DJDIGGLER]

TweetHAHAHAHA! Well look on the brightside....you were working out. It was getting hot. You needed to cool down.....Problem solved! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[phenom01515]

Tweetokay so like i said before im sitting there with a massive blow out. I always sit down after my sets so im thinkin to myself "hey maybe noone noticed" Anywho im sitting there wondering how big this hole actually is, as i can feel a breeze still as im sitting. so i look down and to my astonishment, the hole is sooo big that you can see my balls from the front while im sitting down. At this point the heart rate once again jumps up another couple hundred beats a minute and i realize i have to act fast because sitting here isnt going to make it go away and the gym is only gunna get busier. Now this wouldnt have been such a problem if it wasnt for the fact that the squat rack is all the way at the back of the long and narrow gym and theres only one way to exit this place. so im sitting there with nothing between me and the door but about a 100 people, weight machines and all the cardio equiptment. Now i realize that just isnt gunna work so i decide im gunna have to make my move and stay to the outside provoking minimum attention. ( at this point i still think noone has seen what is going on ) so i grab my shit and make my move, moving at a quick pace on the outside wall, squezzing my buttcheeks together that way theres a chance the hole wownt split so far and if any1 does see my ass it looks nice........u know, make the best of the situation. so finally i make it to the locker room and i begin checking all the lockers for left behind shorts, towels nething to cover my ass. I check every locker in the place, at this point im willing to steal nething left behind for the taking, desperate times call for desperate measures. so now im out of ideas and every guy in the locker room is staring. Finally i turn to this one guy who had been paying close attention to what i was doing and say "look i had a major blow out in my shorts while i was squatting, can i borrow your cell phone" he llooks at me for a second and begins laughing and says "yah i saw that.....it looked really bad" FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I HATE MY LIFE! so continuing with my life sucks not one of my friends would answer their fone so now im jjust plain pissed and say fuck it im walking outta here. As im walking out of the locker room i see some old nasty man take off his swimming trunks and put um on a hook to take a shower. I seize the moment and snatch them up as he slips into the shower. At first i was elated as i now i had fully functioning shorts on covering every inch of my ass, but immediatly my elation turned to horror as the stench of this dirty old mans shorts rose up to my nice. They smelled like a turd covered in burnt hair..........no im serious!

[space mountain]

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[DJDIGGLER]

TweetHAHAHAHA you know what would've been funnier......If the cops came and gave you shit for stealing some old mans stinky shorts and it just happened to be a cop that had a film crew from the show "COPS" to film your ass hanging out. HAHAHAHAHA...

[daved150]

TweetLMFAO!!! I FEEL FOR YA BRO...I'VE HAD DAYS LIKE THAT!!