TweetAnd why did you pick MY name for this joke?
TweetOne day Aphrodite went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. As she was leaving, she pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my man's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
Aphrodite frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
Aphrodite was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later Aphrodite returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the she said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 20 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
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TweetAnd why did you pick MY name for this joke?
TweetOriginally Posted by Aphrodite
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ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
"Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"
Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.
TweetCouldn't you of used Big Mike's name or somethin.........
Tweetbigmikes man already uses viagra!Originally Posted by Aphrodite
ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
"Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"
Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.
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