TweetLIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
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> Memory was something you lost with age
> An application was for employment
> A program was a TV show
> A cursor used profanity
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> A keyboard was a piano
> A web was a spider's home
> A virus was the flu
> A CD was a bank account
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> A hard drive was a long trip on the road
> A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
> And if you had a 3 inch floppy ..
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> ... you just hoped nobody ever found out