hotel phones

[ByRoN]

TweetI checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab.I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

Hello?" the woman says.

Wow! she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it,we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press
9."

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetDAMN BYRON...ONLY YOU MY FRIEND!!

[geesler]

Tweetlol nice

[mick-G]

TweetLol, i bet you really did that, lmao!

[geesler]

Tweet^^ the mention of chocolate and strap ons makes me think yes probably really happened lol

[BIGSARGE]

TweetI HIT ON A TELEMARKETER ONE TIME, BUT SHE SOUNDED HOT. ***** PROBLABLY WEIGHED 500LBS THO

[Skarhead]

TweetLMAOOOOOO

[Equalizer]

TweetLOL

[mick-G]

TweetWhen i was a kid i accidently dialed the operater and gave her one of those sex prank calls. Not know it was the operator, i was talking to, she let me go thru the whole thing before giving me the lecture. Ruined the whole experience.

[space mountain]

Tweetlmfao byron!

[BIGMOFO]

Tweet

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab.I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

Hello?" the woman says.

Wow! she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it,we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press
9."

UUUMMMM what was she going to do with the strapon you said she could wear??????????