Car accident in front of the house

[3Vandoo]

Tweeto its 1AM, I am looking at some kinky pics of ladies while wanking off to these for my daily evening wank! So in my lonelyness of boredom I hear a big "srrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeek bbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnh"
and then some yelling "aaaaaah, you okkkkkkkk, dude man MAN MAN!!!!!!"

So I stop my daily evening to wonder "WTF", so I jumped up and looked throught the window and I see a honda upside down, half of it in the street and a girl getting pulled out by some dude! Im thinking, **** they tried to avoid my cat, they were driving fast and lost control! (I must specify I live near a highway, actually about 30m from it!) So I yelled in the house call the cops, car accident!!! Now im trying to find my boxers and a shirt, put my shorts on, then the tshirt, the ****ing tshirt is on the wrong side! Then I figured everything out, got out and ran toward them " You okay" I see two hot chicks with low tight pants and thongs (im wondering, damn look alike like my pics!) So one girl is laying on the street and say "no im ****ed" Then she asked me if I could clean her bruise and all, so ran back to the house got all the shit and played the paramedic to two hotties until the provincial highway cop arrived, then the firefighter, medics and two city cops car! So helped them and all.

Guess who got the super hug and the thank you from the hot chicks! MY MOM! Damn even the civilians are unfair!

Anyway, seem some stupid jerks in Acura cut them right away at high speed, so to avoid to hit him, the driver turn the steering violentely and lost control, so the car turn up side down on a few metres then slide on the roof for about 30 metres to end up on my street at about 10 m FROM MY TRUCK!!!!

car is totalled I swear!

So thats it!

[Testify]

TweetNo numbers?!?!?! You should have offered to call and check up on them later!

[daved150]

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No numbers?!?!?! You should have offered to call and check up on them later!

lol...

[Slightly Enhanced]

TweetThat is what every girl wants, a 300 pound French gorilla to come rescue them who still has the Vaseline on his hands……….lmao, good story……………..that could happen only in Kanada

[snickers1]

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That is what every girl wants, a 300 pound French gorilla to come rescue them who still has the Vaseline on his hands……….lmao, good story……………..that could happen only in Kanada

LOL

[SUGARBABY]

Tweetso you had a lot of material when you resumed "activities"? *lol*

[geesler]

TweetThats an exciting evening Vandoo- glad they were ok! Nice job on the quick to action too, they probably just didnt hug you because of your boner shorts.

[HungarianBeast]

TweetSo, your mom was there. Didn't you feel weird with your mom there while you had a woody wearing your boxers?

[3Vandoo]

TweetWhy everyone is talking about my woodie, woodies was gone first thing when I saw the car on the roof and people trying to get out!


Oh by the way for frenchie(she coming to my place tomorrow) I put the people out of the car, did cpr to one of the chick and the guy driver, pull them all out when the car was burning down!

[Slightly Enhanced]

Tweet I bet cpr on a guy will kill the mood any day or night

[3Vandoo]

Tweetoh for frenchie too, I save a baby from the car's fire while battling with some Islamic terrorist trying to capture the honda accord!

[geesler]

TweetThat is some crazy stuff Vandoo- you deserve a medal!

[mtnmedic]

TweetThats crazy !