the perfect man?

[beachgirl]

TweetOnce: upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
>>>After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
>>>
>>>Their life together was, of course, perfect.
>>>
>>>One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was
>>>driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed
>>>someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
>>>couple, they stopped to help.
>>>
>>>There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not
>>>wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas,
>>>the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
>>>Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
>>>
>>>Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
>>>couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them
>>>survived the accident.
>>>
>>>Question: Who was the survivor?
>>>
>>>(Scroll down for the answer.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Answer:
>>>
>>>The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
>>>existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa
>>>Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>**** Men keep scrolling.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman
>>>must have been driving. This explains why there was a car
>>>accident.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Men keep scrolling
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
>>>illustrates another point: Women never listen.

[goliath.jr]

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[jack hust]

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