Intructions on how to cleaning your toilet

[T-Man007]

TweetInstructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.




Sincerely,
The Dog

[BIGMOFO]

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Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.




Sincerely,
The Dog

AWESOME bro

[geesler]

TweetSWEET! I cant wait to get home and try it. I wonder if it will work even better if I use 2 cats?

[daved150]

Tweetwelp...never could think of a reason to own a cat...now i know, thank you t-man!!

[3Vandoo]

TweetMy cat doesnt fit in man

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetSHOVE IT IN VANDOO....USE YOUR FOOT ON HIS HEAD

[geesler]

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My cat doesnt fit in man

oh I think you can make em fit

[BIGMOFO]

Tweetya think sugar baths her cats this way????????????????

[kite]

Tweetlol

[T-Man007]

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cool I got 2 terlets and 2 cats! If they start getting wise I can go to the humane society and get new ones. You are one brilliant man!

Oh crap! I'm laughing so hard I just woke my son up.

[3Vandoo]

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[DeezGunz]

TweetWow, all of you guys are willing to go thru all that just to clean your toilet? Usually what I do is pee on any crap stains that stay in the bowl after everyone is done using it, the strength of the stream and its highly acidic concentration quickly dissolves any unwanted brownie stains