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[Iron_Gook]

TweetI live alone and don't have any female friends that I feel comfortable enough to ask and asking a guy would be gayer than Mikey and BigMofo in leather chaps...so how do I go about applying a self/sunless tanning product to my back? I want to have a half way decent tan prior to heading back to Springfield (where IG's wifey lives). I can't reach the center of my back.

Plus, in your honest opinion, what's the best self/sunless tanning product? I don't want to look like a 240lb carrot.

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[edvedr]

Tweetjust go to a tanning bed

[SUGARBABY]

TweetOh IG! You need to join the women's board! *haha*

I'll BRB - give me two minutes to collect info!

[Iron_Gook]

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just go to a tanning bed

I don't want to toast myself... just want a decent tan. Looking for sans UV rays tan...

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[SUGARBABY]

Tweethttps://www.neutrogena.com/ProductsDetails_283.asp

A) it is cheap $7-$8
B) Doesn't stink like most spray ons
C) lasts 3+ days even through showers and working out (says the ladies)
D) Does not need to be rubbed in
E) does NOT look orangey
F) Because it is a spray it works well on your back.


I fake bake, but I am going to pick up some of this prior to GP's wedding if I am not tan enough.

[Iron_Gook]

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https://www.neutrogena.com/ProductsDetails_283.asp

A) it is cheap $7-$8
B) Doesn't stink like most spray ons
C) lasts 3+ days even through showers and working out (says the ladies)
D) Does not need to be rubbed in
E) does NOT look orangey
F) Because it is a spray it works well on your back.


I fake bake, but I am going to pick up some of this prior to GP's wedding if I am not tan enough.

You're the BEST SB!!!

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[BIGMOFO]

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I live alone and don't have any female friends that I feel comfortable enough to ask and asking a guy would be gayer than Mikey and BigMofo in leather chaps...so how do I go about applying a self/sunless tanning product to my back? I want to have a half way decent tan prior to heading back to Springfield (where IG's wifey lives). I can't reach the center of my back.

Plus, in your honest opinion, what's the best self/sunless tanning product? I don't want to look like a 240lb carrot.

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Mikey and I can do it fer ya baby!

[SUGARBABY]

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You're the BEST SB!!!

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Thanks - I am going to make this thread a sticky so when you move to the tropical wonderland and I come to visit and have a place to stay!


women always have a motive!

[Iron_Gook]

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Mikey and I can do it fer ya baby!

No way you BigHomo!!! LOL!

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[BIGMOFO]

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No way you BigHomo!!! LOL!

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its just some brothas helpin a brotha in need! ya HOMOPHOB

[Iron_Gook]

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its just some brothas helpin a brotha in need! ya HOMOPHOB

ROTFLMAO!!! I have reasons for being a Homophob...

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[BIGMOFO]

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ROTFLMAO!!! I have reasons for being a Homophob...

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Just relax and take a deep breath......everything will be just fine!