Tweetnothing yet but i do know the trach cans are far from the squat racks so i always fear i am gonna puck and not beable to make it to the trash can.
Tweetnothing yet but i do know the trach cans are far from the squat racks so i always fear i am gonna puck and not beable to make it to the trash can.
TweetOne time at band camp, I was squatting and my shorts came down. I just happened to have my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles undies on. Thankfully, no one noticed.
OK, I made the whole thing up. I never went to band camp
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TweetI don't know if this is embarrassing but it hurt like hell. I was watching this chick walk by as i was pulling off a 45, well i forgot that there was a 25 on there and it came crashing on my toes. I broke three of them.
I'm not politically correct, Ya Fag!!!
TweetOK WHO'S FARTED AND SHIT THEMSELVES.
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Tweethaha i believe thats called a shart... when u fart and shit ur self. neverdone that but i blsted a big one on my buddy while spotting him on bench! he racked the weight right away and almost puked from inhaling that shit!Originally Posted by FUZO
TweetIn about another 30 years, that's gonna happen to me without being in the gym.Originally Posted by FUZO
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TweetTooting on the recumbant bike, lol! I wait till one of those 47yr or so high maintenance womens come over then start.
Tweeti got caught beating offf one time DAMN TEST!!!
TweetLol, really? What did they say? "Ah, you can't do that here".
Tweetmy older brother pulled my shorts and boxers down while i was doing pull ups.
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Tweetwore my shorts backwards. pockets, logo, drawstring, fly, all on the back
TweetOK I'LL GO.I WAS DOING SHRUGS AND I HAD 315 ON THERE AND BY THE TIME I GOT TO REP 8 MY PECKER CAME RIGHT OUT OF THE WHOLE IN MY PANTS.I KEPT DOING MY SET I NEEDED TO GET TO 12 SO I FINISHED AND STUFFED THAT SUCKER BACK IN.AS SOON AS I STOPPED I STARTED LAUGHING EXTREMELY HARD AND EVERYBODY WAS LIKE DUDE WHATS SO FUNNY.OK THATS MY MOMENT.I WEAR THOSE PAJAMA TYPE PANTS TO WORK OUT IN,THERE SO COMFORTABLE
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TweetOriginally Posted by mick-G
they called the cops and tryed to hold me there cause it ws in the womens bathroom, lucky for me i broke lose and never went back ot that gym again it was worth it the girl that i was watching was so hot
TweetIt was about six years ago (I'm 38 now).. was in the gym doing heavy incline dumbell press when I noticed some young (barely 18) hotties staring at me and doing the girlie conference discretly pointing and looking. I'm thinking to myself... firstenrgy, you still got it the chicks dig you in a big way. So after about ten minutes the young hottie walks up to me and says "Hi, I'm sorry we were watching you lift"... I replied "no problem" thinking she was going to put the hit on me. Then she said... We were just saying.... "you look just like my Dad" I was horrified!