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    1. 03-01-2005, 12:09 PM #1
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      NOT THAT ANYBODY WAS, BUT YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE EXPLOSIVE, GIGANTIC FARTS....I'M TALKING ABOUT THE KIND THAT LIFTS YOU, LITERALLY AN 1/2 INCH-2 INCHES OFF THE TOILET SEAT. NOW, YOU BIG BOYS, LIKE 245-260 + Y'ALL REALLY DONT KNOW....Y'ALL PROBOBLY JUST BLOW THE BOTTOM OUT THE TOILET...NO, I'M TALKING TO THE 185-200 POUNDERS...WHEN YOU GET THAT 265-300 LB FART BREWING...I JUST FINNISHED WITH A CUSTOMER (YEAAA) AND I'VE HAD ONE BREWING FOR LIKE 1 1/2-2 HRS. THIS GUY FOLLOWED ME AROUND LIKE A PUPPY!!! COULD NOT SNEEK THIS THING OUT, SO I HELD IT. SO, THE DUDE LEAVE'S AND I B-LINE FOR THE JOHN...I GET ALL HUNKERD DOWN AND SHIT THEN...BAM...LIFT ME OFF THE SEAT....SALES MANAGER WAS WALKING BY AND SHOUTED IN "YOU ALL RIGHT IN THERE???" I SAID "DAMN MAN, YOU HERE THAT??" AND SAID "HERE IT BROZ,HELL NO, I FELT THAT SHIT!!! YOU KNOCKED 2 KIDS DOWN TOO!!!"...LMAO. I COME OUT, AND THESE ASSHOLES ARE CLAPPING!!! , D*CKS...ANYBODY ELSE BEEN THERE??
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    2. 03-01-2005, 12:14 PM #2
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      LMAO!! No, can't say I've ever had one that got a standing-O.
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      you go boie! :smiliecol


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      LMAO... I was in the airport once.. in a very busy and noisy terminal.

      Suddenly from the men's room erupts this massive fart. I swear 1/2 the terminal stopped and did a double take. The place get's real quiet as everyone was kinda looking at each other in amazement and then this little 4 year old boy pipes up in the loudest little voice. "WOAH MOM! DID YOU HEAR THAT FART?!?!" Had the whole terminal rolling on the floor. Was a nice little break from all the stress in an airport.
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      oh my....dave u and gg just made me laugh hard. i needed that today
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      Quote Originally Posted by edvedr
      oh my....dave u and gg just made me laugh hard. i needed that today
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      lol...damn bro. Never had one lift me off the seat. But I've had some hat cleared a whole section of the gym. Silent and deadly rules!!!
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      gotta becareful bro, u wouldnt want to blow an O ring.
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      I tooted on the cardio machines today. I looked at the guy next to me (with the headphones on) and gave him a dirty look. Everyone just assumed it was him.
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      Quote Originally Posted by SUGARBABY
      I tooted on the cardio machines today. I looked at the guy next to me (with the headphones on) and gave him a dirty look. Everyone just assumed it was him.
      LOL, you're one of those people . . . ? That is f-ing funny!
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      lol....
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      Quote Originally Posted by SUGARBABY
      I tooted on the cardio machines today. I looked at the guy next to me (with the headphones on) and gave him a dirty look. Everyone just assumed it was him.
      that shit aint funny. i don't wanna here this shit from women
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      your right, i don't do that type of stuff
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      nice editing, vedr!
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