Fuzo coaching da Bears........PART 2

[angryoldman]

TweetCoach Fuzo, "OK losers, we have to practice extra hard this week. The Colts handed us our asses. Now, lets....HEY!! Who the hell brought their kid to work?? Get that kid off the field! I'm not running a damn daycare here!"

Thomas Jones, "Sup Coach F, dat ain't no kid, dat's our kicker."

Coach Fuzo, "WHAT!?!?! How tall is he??"

Thomas Jones, "Da roster has him listed at 5'7"

Coach Fuzo, "Hey, mini me! Come here."

Edinger, "Yea Coach, what can I do for you?"

Coach Fuzo, "What the matter son. you can speak to me in your language. I speak Spanish."

Edinger, "Uh, I'm not Spanish coach. I'm American."

Coach Fuzo, "WHAT! An American kicker? Not on my team! Look at the all the greats of the past. Zendejas, Yapremian, Gramatica, all foreginers, all won championships! That's what I'm talking about!"

Edinger, "Uh, Coach, there's a lot of good American kickers too. Mort Anderson, Adam Vineteri, David Aikers, all Americans."

Coach Fuzo, "Hey, Jones. Do we have any Foreigners on this team?"

Jones, "Yea coach. We's gots Adewale Ogunleye. He's a Lineman."

Coach Fuzo, "HEY Ogey Eye, come here."

Ogunleye, "Yea coach?"

Coach Fuzo, "Where you from son?"

Ogunleye, "Tanzania."

Coach Fuzo, "Is that in America?"

Ogunleye, "No coach, that's Africa."

Coach Fuzo, "OK Ug Eye. You're my new Kicker. Edinger, you take his place on the line. A foreign Kicker. Now that's what wins championships!"

Edinger, "Coach, I'll get creamed!"

Coach Fuzo, "That's the spirit son! Blood, broken bones, That's what wins championships!!"

[FUZO]

TweetAOM YOUR MY NEW ASSISTANTTO THE ASSISTANT TO THEASSISTANT HEAD COACH
WICH MEANS YOU HAND OUT THE WATER BOTTLES WHEN REX GROSSMAN THROWS 5TOUCH DOWNS A GAME.IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT BRINGING BACK THE FRIDGE,DAN HAMTON,STEVE MCMICHEAL KEITH VANHORN,HILGENBERG,TOM THAYER,KEVIN BUTLER AND EVEN JIM MCMAYON AS A BACK UP TO REX. THEN WILBER MARSHAL WILLY GAULT.I'M BRINGING BACK THE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE, *****

[angryoldman]

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AOM YOUR MY NEW ASSISTANTTO THE ASSISTANT TO THEASSISTANT HEAD COACH
WICH MEANS YOU HAND OUT THE WATER BOTTLES WHEN REX GROSSMAN THROWS 5TOUCH DOWNS A GAME.IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT BRINGING BACK THE FRIDGE,DAN HAMTON,STEVE MCMICHEAL KEITH VANHORN,HILGENBERG,TOM THAYER,KEVIN BUTLER AND EVEN JIM MCMAYON AS A BACK UP TO REX. THEN WILBER MARSHAL WILLY GAULT.I'M BRINGING BACK THE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE, *****

With all those names, it's more like the assisted living facility shuffle. Or retirement home shuffle. Or, broke and unemployed shuffle.
And the fridge looks like a full size refigerated cargo ship now. I don't think you can get one of his ass cheeks into a uniform. Jim McMahon, just shine a bright light in his eye and he's done. Who the phuque pokes themself in the eye with a fork? Come on, even the Bears of the 80's were sp. ed. students.

[FUZO]

TweetSO HE POKED HIMSELF IN THE EYE,NOBODY IS PERFECT.LOL WE ARE THE BEARS SHUFFLING CREW.CMON SING IT WITH ME