Tweet1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up or down depending on how
much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, guys, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. You're wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-spangled Banner" are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at Bubba's House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your "sweetheart" because there's a law
against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
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Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.
Tweetnever knew that rednecks workout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweeteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasy what you got to say there mr. we is all famlyOriginally Posted by BIG_MIKE1979
ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
"Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"
Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.
TweetLMAO!!! Good find Byron.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, guys, watch this."
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
I love those.
Tweetand yes lol
TweetAlot of info bro!
Tweethaha theres some funny things on that list, im not gonna lie
Tweeto2 really are you a redneck? do you drive a 78 chevy pickup with a cherry bomb exhaust and primered fenders and a "ain't skeerd" sticker on back? do you sport a "joe dirt" mullet? is your favorite beer whatevers cheapest because after 7-8 you cant taste anymore?
i want to know if these allegations are true!
Tweetlol, great list
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