LITTLE MIKEY

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Tweetone day while mikey's mom was cleaning the kitchen in ran 10yr old mikey, he's jumping around, getting under mom's feet, mom snaps "MIKEY...GO OUTSIDE, SIT ON THE CORNER, AND WATCH THOSE MEN BUILDING THE HOUSE ACCROSS THE STREET...MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHIN!!!". so, mikey goes.....later that night dad comes home "WHERE'S MIKEY", say's dad. "HE'S UPSTAIRS!!", says mom. "UH-OH, WHAT'D HE DO NOW" says dad.."WHY DONT YOU GO UP STAIRS AND ASK WHAT HE LEARNED TODAY!!!!" demands mom. dad goes to mikey's room. "OK, TIGER, WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY??", ask's dad.
"WELL, I LEARNED HOW TO BUILD A HOUSE...YOU PUT THE PHUQING BOARD UP, YOU GOTTA TAKE THE DAM BOARD DOWN, SHAVE A PUBIC HAIR OFF EACH SIDE, AND PUT THE PHUCKING BOARD BACK UP!!" say's mikey.....dad, fuming yell's "GO OUTSIDE AND GET ME A SWITCH!!!!!!", to wich mikey replies "PHUQ THAT, THAT'S THE ELECTRITIONS JOB"

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Tweetlmaol , funny shit, but too bad, i'am BIG MIKE

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