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Yo' mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
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Yo mama's...Fat
Yo' Mama so dumb, she measures her weight on the Richter Scale.
TweetYo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
TweetYo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
TweetYo mama's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
TweetYo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
TweetYo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
Tweetmy mom is dead!!!!
TweetYour mama's like a Bowling ball, you pick her up in a alley, you stick your fingers in her, throw her away in the gutter and she keeps coming back for more
TweetOriginally Posted by BICEPBULG
ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
"Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"
Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.
TweetYo mama's so fat that when we took her to Sea World, Shamu swam up to her and started singing "We Are Family"....
Tweetthats fucking rididculous LOLOriginally Posted by BICEPBULG