TweetWay too funny! LOL!
Tweetgeez I get some good jokes !! This one cracked me up hope I didn't offend anyone
An American, A Japanese and a Newfie were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his
forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin
of my arm."A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained: "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Newfie felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper
hangingfrom his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and
stared at him. The Newfie finally said: "Well, will you look at
that! I'm getting a fax."
TweetWay too funny! LOL!
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Tweetthats some good stufff funny as hell
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TweetLOL!! Good one der buy...
Tweethehe them funny newfies
TweetLOL.
Tweetwhats a newfie?
TweetAh...thanks
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Thats gotta be one shitty fax!
TweetIve heard different variations of that one...good joke
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