Road Rage - Dirty South Style

[SUGARBABY]

TweetLast year I was in a car accident in December - a lady ran a stop light doing 45 mph and hit the car I was riding in with a friend. I was in therapy for MONTHS before I could sit without feeling pain.

Last night I was riding with a friend and there were two turning lanes that turned right. A man in the furthest lane put his blinker on and tried to cross TWO lanes of traffic into the lane we were in. He almost hit us (we had the right of way) - there were lots of screeching tires and horns. I was silent - stunned and had flashbacks to my other accident - but my friend was just pissed. Well, the driver of the other car pulls up behind us and starts yelling and flicking us off.

Now, my rage kicked in. We were sitting in traffic and he eventually pulled up next to us where he proceeded to roll down his window and started yelling "fucking asshole, You could have let me in"

This threw me over the edge - I told him where he could go fuck himself as my friend was screaming at him, too. Then the guy in the car said "Fucking pull over, mutha fuckers, I'm gonna shoot you."

He was lucky the light turned green there because my friend was seeing red. We ended up following this dude for 20 minutes until he was finally caught at a red light. My friend got out of the car and ran up to the other guy's car. The guy was dumb enough to roll down his window and again say "back up mutha fucker or I will shoot you". That is when my friend proceeded to grab his shirt with one hand and beat the shit out of him with the other hand. The man was shitting in his pants and begging for my friend to leave him alone. My friend kept saying "apologize, apologize" and the little twerp finally said "I'm sorry!" In between sobs.

The old couple driving behind us shit in their depends. That guy will think twice about nearly causing an accident and then blaming a party that wasn't at fault.

[DIRTY_SOUTH]

TweetMmmm....That's pretty good but that's not the way I handled mine...But then again, I spent the night in jail for it. LOL

[BICEPBULG]

TweetI have some road rage!!! But I m never at fault. Motha Fawkers want to run me off the road, and slam on their brakes whenever they want to. They must be giving out free drivers license at wal-mart.

[SUGARBABY]

TweetD-S I am waiting for the story.

[DIRTY_SOUTH]

TweetOk, Here goes.... I'll give the short version.

Basically it involved three people that knew each other...Me,ex g/f, and her mom. Things got all pissy, mother tried making me leave said I wasn't welcome blah blah blah...I get in Truck (which makes my Jeep look small) g/f runs out wanting me to stay, her mother says she's going to get her supposedly "he man b/f" or call the cops if I don't go but the daughter is saying stay blah blah blah....finally after it was all said and done, She didn't go any damn where except inside to call the cops cause somehow my 2000 Z71 with 8inch lift ended up on the trunk of her 2001 Maxima which was pushed into the side of my ex g/f's Nissan 300Z which was finally stopped and rested with it cocked sideways and two of the driver side tires about 6-8" off the ground. I made my getaway through the best possible place, So I'm tearing through the flower beds and I hit this concrete statue bullshit thing and a few trees as I breezed through....blue lights finally hit me about 2 miles down the road....Boy, That was the good ole days

[SUGARBABY]

Tweetwhoa, that would have been fun, DS

[DIRTY_SOUTH]

TweetIt was till I had to call my best friends mom to come and bail me out cause my parents were in the bahama's LOL

[SUGARBABY]

Tweethow much was bail?

[DIRTY_SOUTH]

Tweet10grand...but only had to pay 10%

[HungarianBeast]

TweetThat's some dukes of hazzard shit there.

It would have been better if you beat his ass sugar.

[SUGARBABY]

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That's some dukes of hazzard shit there.

It would have been better if you beat his ass sugar.

I wanted to get out as soon as he yelled at me - he was stunned I yelled back.

I COULDA beat the crap outta that little *****, but I would rather have a hired hand do it *lol*

HB - we'll Indian leg wrestle at your wedding, I'll show you I am tough.

[DIRTY_SOUTH]

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so then "ex" means you two broke up over it or was there another argumentthat made her the X? lol

Actually we just agreed that there was too much drama between us and it was better to part ways before someone got seriously hurt LOL

[SUGARBABY]

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Actually we just agreed that there was too much drama between us and it was better to part ways before her mom eneded up under my 35's LOL

I edited to say what you MEAN not what you tried to infer

[DIRTY_SOUTH]

TweetCan't argue with that....

[Kitten]

TweetHahahaha....Sugar said *****. Oh wait, that kinda makes me hot.

:p