a great story

[ByRoN]

TweetOn the farm lived a chicken and a horse, who loved to play together. One
day, the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and Began to
sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving, he searched and
searched for
the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
tractor.

Running around the chicken spied the farmer's new Z3-series BMW. Finding
the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he
still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive in the shiny B'mer, and managed to get a hold of the loop of rope
the Chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the
chicken then drove
slowly forward, and with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship
between the two animals was cemented - best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, too, began
to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to "grab his thingie" and he
would
then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving
his life.
The moral of the story?

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

[FUZO]

TweetCHUCKLE HE HE,THATS ALL YOU GET BYRON

[ByRoN]

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CHUCKLE HE HE,THATS ALL YOU GET BYRON

do you drive a bmw????

[T-Man007]

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do you drive a bmw????

LOL! Good come back, speaking of comebacks. What was the name of that guy that came on your back the other night?

[ByRoN]

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LOL! Good come back, speaking of comebacks. What was the name of that guy that came on your back the other night?

if i wanted any come back from you i would wipe it off of your chin!!!!!

[T-Man007]

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if i wanted any come back from you i would wipe it off of your chin!!!!!

LMAO! Damn, I gotta remember that one. I'm still laughing.

You know the one: "enough with the slimmy cracks. Speaking of slimmy cracks, how's your sister doing?"

[supasaiyan99]

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if i wanted any come back from you i would wipe it off of your chin!!!!!

LOL.....too funny bro. Nice one!!!