beer drinkers

[ByRoN]

Tweet"Sometimes...when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel
shamed. Then I look into the glass and thi! nk about the workers in the
brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to
myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true
than be selfish and worry about my liver."
> ~ Jack Handy
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
> ~Frank Sinatra
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading."
> ~ Henny Youngman
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
> ~ Stephen Wright
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to
heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
> ~ Brian O'Rourk! e

> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
> ~ Benjamin Franklin

> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
> ~ Dave Barry
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE sex SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!
> ~ "Unknown"

> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a
can!



And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of
Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining the Buffalo Theory to
his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only
move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you
always feel smarter after a few beers"

[badasz32]

Tweetin the immortal words of Big Mike olllolooololoooolll
lol thats a good list bro

[BICEPBULG]

TweetI hear you bro!!! good post

[T-Man007]

TweetYea, I can't tell you how many wino's I've met with an unbelievable level of intellegence.

[DIRTY_SOUTH]

Tweetahhh....now I've got a few more for the shop

[FUZO]

TweetI NEED A BEER THIS MORNING

[O2BESOHUGE]

Tweet"we always feel smarter after a few beers"

i love it!!

o2

[ByRoN]

Tweet

I NEED A BEER THIS MORNING

you and me both brother

[lxorl]

Tweeti could use a bloody marry... followed by a few beers.

think that is how my night will go.... im still hung over at 2:00