25 signs your getting old!!!

[ByRoN]

Tweet25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP

>1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

>6. You watch the Weather Channel.

>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

>10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door

>won't turn down the stereo.

>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

>13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

>16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of

>one.

>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,

>rather than settle your stomach.

>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms

>and pregnancy tests.

>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never

>going to drink that much again."

>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real

>work.

>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

>25. You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign

>that doesn't apply to you and can't find a single one to save your sorry

>old ass.

[NATE]

TweetSweet, i have all of them...#24 twice!

[trip]

Tweet#6, is the only one I don't qualify for

Who's got the website address for social security?

good one B

[w8girl]

TweetLOL!!! Pretty funny! Although #23 doesn't apply to me, given the amount of time I spend on BBing sites!!!!

[badasz32]

Tweetlol good list bro, i love being young....... not to rub it in.

[3Vandoo]

TweetLet's see if im getting OLD or not!

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
FIRST i DONT HAVE PLANTS, NEITHER DO I SMOKE, SO IM NOT GETTING OLD
2-Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
HAVING SEX EVERYWHERE AT EVERYTIME, IM STILL YOUNG

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
YES, BUT MY BEER ARE CELLARED!

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
NO I GO TO BED AT 5AM

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
NOT YET

6. You watch the Weather Channel.
NOPE

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

NO ONE MARRIED YET, IM STILL YOUNG

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

LIFE IS 365DAYS VACATIONS DUDE!!!!!!

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

H,MMM FUCK IM GETTING OLD

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
I BEAT THEM UP!

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
IM GETTING OLD
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
NO TACO BELL HERE, SO IM IMMORTAL!!!!!

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
YUP, OLD AGE IS WAITING

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
NOPE, FILET MIGNON, SHRIMPS, AND ANADROL

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
SLEEPING IN MY BED MAKES MY BACK HURTS, SLEEPING ON A ROCK IN WET MUD AND RAIN MAKES MY BACK BETTER!

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
NEVER DID THIS

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one. NOT YET!

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle your stomach. NOPE I TAKE PIZZA AND BEERS WITH IT!

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and pregnancy tests. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
MULTIPLY BY 100, I MIGHT DRINK IT!

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
NOPE! I EAT PROTEIN SHAKE

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
going to drink that much again." SO FUCKING TRUE, I USED TO DRINK 10 PITCHERS, 20 SHOTS OF TEQUILA, 12 BEERS, AND 8 BOMBERS AND I WAS IN A HUGGING MOOD, IF I DO THAT AGAIN IM IN THE ER

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work. THIS TIME OF THE SEASON YES

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign
that doesn't apply to you and can't find a single one to save your sorry
old ass. NO

COOL, IM 20% GETTING OLD\

[daved150]

Tweet

CRAP! I guess I can go into that midlife crisis mode now.

time to go buy a muscle car and grow a go-t!!

[Symbolic]

TweetYep, getting closer to the mid-life everyday....But I don't look like it...

time to go buy a muscle car and grow a go-t!!

[Buffgrandpa]

TweetUh-Oh

[FUZO]

TweetHEY IF YOU CAN STILL GET A HARD ON YOUR NOT GETTING OLD