The Husband Store

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa, Canada where a

woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is

comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as

the shopper ascends the flights.



There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may

choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go

back down except to exit the building.



So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.



On the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men have jobs.



The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "well, that's better than

my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.



The second floor sign reads:



Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.



The woman remarks to herself, "that's great, but I wonder what's further

up?" and up she goes again.



The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.



"Hmmm, better," she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"



The fourth floor sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and

help with the housework.



"Wow!" exclaims the woman. "Very tempting, but there must be more,

further up!" and again she heads up another flight.



The fifth floor sign reads:



Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,

help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.



"Oh, mercy me! But just think; what must be awaiting me further on?" so

up to the sixth floor she goes.



The sixth floor sign reads:



Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men

on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are

impossible to please.



Thank you for shopping Husband-Mart and have a nice day!

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