mrs edvedr tries to burn down our first house

[edvedr]

Tweetit seems my wife likes to walk around in life with her head up her ass. she went to turn on a burner and mistakenly turned the wrong one on. she turned the on the one with a tea pot on it. and according to my wife she has to keep this cork thing underneath the tea pot. well the cork thing went up in flames. i ran into the kitchen and threw a towel on it and got it under control. no big deal just scared the shit out of us, the flame did burn the ceiling a little. then the phone rings saying the fire crew is on the way. greeeat. the lady tries to cancel the call but says it might be too late. sure enough you here the nice and loud fire engines flyin down my nice quiet street. as the fireman walks in i here the call to cancel the fire at my address. lol they ask questions, have us sign something and as a fireman walks out he shakes my hand and intoduces himself as my neighbor. welcome to the neighborhood he says. lol as if i was not embaressed enough

[HungarianBeast]

TweetWell, you still have your house. Sounds embarasing though.

[McKenzie]

TweetTell her great job.....I'm so proud of her....

j/k....I'm glad everything turned out ok.

McK

[kite]

TweetThat sucks. I wouldn't be too embarrassed though, I'm sure it isn't the first call they've been on calls like that or worse.

[edvedr]

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Tell her great job.....I'm so proud of her....

j/k....I'm glad everything turned out ok.

McK

[edvedr]

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That sucks. I wouldn't be too embarrassed though, I'm sure it isn't the first call they've been on calls like that or worse.

yeah i know, but it was my first. it was late and i'm in my boxers and wife beater. was not a proud moment thats for sure. lol but yes it could have been worse

[Got Gear?]

TweetHmm.. I once turned on the wrong element and burnt circles into the oven mitt.

Luckily no flames tho.. just a bit of smoke.

Welcome to the neighbourhood!

[SMILEY FACE]

Tweetwomen, women,women are troublezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :withstupi :withstupi :withstupi :withstupi :withstupi

[kite]

TweetYeah, but ya gotta love em.

[SMILEY FACE]

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Yeah, but ya gotta love em.

i love em anyway and i can't live without em eitehr , hheeheheheh

[BM]

TweetI just wanna know how the tea turned out.

[mick-G]

TweetI once put a chocolate covered icecream bar into the microwave with the foil wraper on just to get it alittle softer, lol! Opened the door and nothing but smoke and no icecream bar

[FUZO]

TweetTHATS WHY MEN SHOULD DO THE COOKING.J/K,LOL GLAD EVERYBODY WAS SAFE

[FUZO]

TweetWHEN I WAS 10 I WANTED TO MAKE COOKIES SO I TURNED THE GAS ON TO THE STOVE AND LITE THE MATCH AND POOF THERE GOES MY EYE BROWS. TRUE STORY

[T-Man007]

TweetYou should have said "I'm new to the neighborhood and I wanted to check the emergency response time of my local fire department" then slap him on the back and say "good job".