funniest shit ever!!

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Tweeteveryone knows i went deep sea fishing a while back... well, my neighbors have these damn choc lab dogs that bark all night long. i havent been able to sleep all week because of them. well 2 nights ago was the last straw. we deep fried some fish i caught that night and at 2:10 am i had it with the dogs. i went out to the back yard with the left over fish grease and poured it by the fence. the 2 dogs came over and licked and lapped it up like it was their last meal.

nothing else was heard from the dogs!! and this morning the lady was walking around the block and i saw her and said hello. she was walking off and turned around and asked if i had a problem with my dog being sick. i told her no and she said something was extremely bad wrong with her dogs.

it took all i could do to keep from laughing!! she said she had them both at the vet for uncontrolable diarreha!! she let them in her house and both of them shit all over her house!!

she didnt know they ate a whole deep fryers worth of grease!!! i love it!!
i got her!!!

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[NATE]

Tweetsicko!

[FUZO]

TweetTHATS AWESOME MABEY I'LL GIVE THE PAIN IN THE ASS KID WHO LIVES ABOVE ME SOME EXLAX TABS AND SAY THEY WERE CANDY.