life is sometomes embrassing

[Big Ray]

Tweeti haev and idea
lets all share our most embarassng stroies

back when i was a teenater aiwould stay at my grandmother hous whenever i got sick from schol
i loev her very much but i she
she wloud feed me frozen pizzas and velveeto and tell me "ray you arent fat so you can eat waht you wnat" but the truth of things was is that i was fat
I wloud eat orange shrebert
anyway one day i was ther and i had been eat many foods and laying on her couch watching he man all day and she told me taht she needed to go to teh market to get stuff to cook lunch fro teh rest of the week
so as soon as she left i decide i wnat to paly pioneer so i went into her bedroom and maek a faek campfrie and laid ther and et some beef jreky and i found a canteen in her bathroom and filled ti with grap lookaide
I was run around killing the faek indians and have a blast and i paly so much that teh grap coolaides made me vomicka
i kept drinking ti anyway
well she must haev sneaked up on me i didnt hear her retrun from teh store
she wlaked in and i had taken my pants off fro teh faek indian gril i had kidnap and i was asking her where teh indian put the guns they stole from teh caravan i was torture her by teabagg her faec and frating in her mouth
anyway i was thristing and drinking my canteen when my grandma exclaim "ray what in god's naem are yout doing with my douche bag"
and aftere that she didnt tlak to me much until i got older
my dad explain to me what i had done

[FUZO]

TweetI SHIT MY PANTS IN THE 3RD GRADE,WAS WALKING HOME FROM SCHOOL AND I COULDNT HOLD IT ANY MORE. SO I SAW A FRIEND RIDING HIS BIKE AND I ASKED FOR A RIDE HOME. BIG MISTAKE.WHEN I SAT ON THE SEAT IT JUST WENT EVERY WHERE.CAME HOME THREW EVERY THING IN THE GARBAGE AND TOOK A SHOWER. MAN I HAD TO GO.

[hongkongguy]

Tweetfuzo,i have never shit my pants.but i saw a guy did in ymca back then.it was really funny,the guy were standing,moaning and then we saw the shit running down to his shoes and all over the floor.i and my friend just freaked out.the funniest thing was the guy's mom ran away.because it was too embrassing.

[mick-G]

TweetThis is really gross shit!! Pardon the pun lol.

[SMILEY FACE]

Tweetshit, back when i used to be a bouncer at the clubs in DC, i did a girl in the back room, and then my manager walked in and she was giving me a blow job while i was working(i was suppose to be working) my manager kept on watchin us doing it and she didn't even know about him, she was tooo fuckin horny and moaning, but i was embaressed coz i didn't show him a good job as being a bouncer

[hongkongguy]

Tweetha...ha..ha