Ive spent my whole life in Alabama

[Speedracer59]

Tweethere is what Ive learned thusfar

Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Alabama.

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Alabama, plus a couple no one's seen before.

If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.

Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.

And let us never forget, it's not a garden hose or simply hose,
it's a "hosepipe" (one word).

Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.

People actually grow and eat okra.

Fixinto is one word.

There ain't no such thing as "lunch". There's only dinner and then
there's supper.

Backards and forwards means I know everything about you.

Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"

You know you're from Alabama if:

1. You measure distance in minutes.

2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

3. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.

4. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no
one in it, no matter what time of the year.

5. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.

6. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable, grain, insect or animal.

7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked.

8. You carry jumper cables in your car ... for your OWN car.

9. You know what "cow tipping" is.

10.. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, chili powder, and
catsup.

Ain't no genuine Alabamian ever called it "Catsup". Down
here it's "Ketchup", ..........and let's not forget peppersauce
for the turnip greens!

11.. The local papers cover national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.

12.. You think that the first day of deer season is a national
holiday.

13. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm."

14. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.

15. You know whether another Alabamian is from east, west, or middle Alabama as soon as they open their mouth.

16. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "going to
wal-marts."

17. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather.

18. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop... it's a
Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example "What kinna coke you want?"

19. Fried Catfish is the other white meat.

20. You dnot need a batry (battery) to crank you car.

21. You crank your car not start it

[jipped genes]

Tweeti might just like alabama. sounds pretty good to me

[FUZO]

TweetTHATS WHAT I WANT TO DO LIVE IN ALABAMA OWN A TRAILER HAVE A 15 YR OLD WIFE 10 KIDS ALL THAT CANT READ AND WRITE.SOUNDS LIKE FUN. HEY JACK SHOULD TAKE HIS TRAILER UP THERE AND SE HOW IT IS THERE. THEY HAVE ANY BEACHES OR DO YOU JUST PEE IN THE POOL

[3Vandoo]

TweetIN 97 U of Alabama asked me to walk on to their team, thanx God I never did I would be weirder now

[Speedracer59]

TweetEasy now, thats the Tide your talking about. Thems be fightin words round here.:2gunsfiri :p