Tweet- YOU WANT TO DEVELOP A SENSE OF HUMOUR!
- YOU WANT TO HAVE A LOW PAY
- WORK YOUR ASS OFF EVERYDAY
- GET CRITICIZED BY ALL THE FUCKING LIBERALS.
- WORK WITH OBSOLETE MATERIALS.
- RISKS YOUR LIFE IN SHITTY COUNTRY.
- PROMOTE POUTINE AND CANADIAN IMMIGRATION.
- BE THE LAUGH OF THE WORLD, BECAUSE 18TH GENERATIONS SERVED ON THE SAME BOAT.
- HAVE NO BENEFITS.
- GET A 70% DIVORCE RATE.
- SPEND HALF OF YOUR LIFE AWAY, IN SHITTY TENT.
- DRIVE 4X4 VEHICULES CONCEPTED FOR GERMANY, BUT CANT STAND -50.
- GET FORCED TO EAT CRAP LIKE SEXUAL HARRASSMENT, AND EQUALITY WHEN THE GAY, FEMALE OR ETHNICITY HAVE ALL BETTER BENEFIT THAN YOU AND DO LESS.
- YOU WANT TO GET FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU SPENT 20 YEARS AS A SOLDIER AND YOU ARE WAITING FOR A PROMOTION, BUT THIS CHICK ARRIVES FRESH FROM BASIC, SHE A FNG, AND GET YOUR PROMOTION BECAUSE SHE'S A CHICK, NATIVE AND A LESBIAN!!! OR MAYBE SHE DID A THREESOME WITH THE GENERAL!
- GET A PROMOTION EVERY 22 YEARS OR SO.
- YOU WANT A SERVICE THAT WILL PAY YOUR OPERATION FOR A SEX CHANGE.
- YOU WANT TO BE ABUSED.
- LEARN HOW TO PARADE
- LEARN HOW TO CLEAN A TOILET BOWL WITH A TOOTHBRUSH.
- LEARN HOW TO PERFORM IRONING
- LEARN HOW TO DO A SQUARE BED
- LEARN HOW TO KILL PEOPLE AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD.
- LEARN TO TIE WOMEN TO TREES AND TAKE PICTURES.
- LEARN HOW TO HIDE PICTURES OF WOMEN TIED TO TREES.
- LEARN TO REPAIR PREHISTORIC MACHINERY.
- YOU WANT THE RIGHT TO MARRY YOUR SERGEANT, EVEN IF HE'S A HE AND YOU A HE TOO, BUT YOU NOT ALLOWED TO FRAT WITH FEMALE!!!!!!!!!
- YOU WANT A CHALLENGE BECAUSE YOUR GOVERNMENT IS MENTALLY CHALLENGED, AND YOU WANT TO GET PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED BECAUSE THE LEADERS ARE RETARDS.
JOIN THE CANADIAN FORCES NOW!!!!!!
WE DONT WANT YOU!!!!!!!!!
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TweetHEY VANDOO I'M EATING YOUR MONKEYS BRAINS. HA HA
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Tweetkeep me some!Originally posted by FUZO
HEY VANDOO I'M EATING YOUR MONKEYS BRAINS. HA HA
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Tweethey canadian military is still 10X tougher than the french military. hell someone yells gun and they drop their weapons faster than a drunk virgin's panties on prom night.
TweetI think you never met the french military eh, they are tought fuckers believe meOriginally posted by jipped genes
hey canadian military is still 10X tougher than the french military. hell someone yells gun and they drop their weapons faster than a drunk virgin's panties on prom night.
I love their Navy, only because their female personel have the most SEXY DRESS EVER!!!!!!!!!!! ooooooooh shit!
ah no frenchie was not navy, she used to be army
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TweetI will never support you as mod again!Originally posted by LOCO
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