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      i got a wedding invitation from my EX!!!!

      it has been 14 years since we dated. shes my sisters close friend so my wife has met her and they dont hate each other. but why invite me?

      once youve road the jipped express i know its hard to resist being close to me even if you have to have a wedding just to be in a room with me a couple of hours, but this is rediculous.

      my wife thinks i should go! what if she runs down from the altar and begs me to take her back?

      oh this is a fine mess.
      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

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      Best guess is that they are trying to fill up the church, and expand the wedding present list.

      Once a sucker......

      j/k

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      Go, when the priest will say "Is there anyone, ojecting to this sacred union?"

      YELL 'ME, SHE USAMA BIN LADEN ARREST HER"!!!!
      three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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      Originally posted by jipped genes

      once youve road the jipped express i know its hard to resist being close to me even if you have to have a wedding just to be in a room with me a couple of hours, but this is rediculous.

      I think she wants to show you her "new" ride!

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      My ex from sask invited me to her wedding, some years ago, I told her "sorry dear, but I think im going to be in the WW3 fighting some bad guys, cant made it sorry"
      three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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      i'd go... have fun... get drunk... think of it as a party u've been invited to...

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      SHES TRYING TO SHOW YOU WHAT SHE THINKS YOU LOST....
      SHOW UP LOOKING GOOD AND CONFIDENT!! AND TAKE YOU A HOTTIE FOR A GUEST.

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      Yeah, go rent a ferrari or a big benz for the day. Go buy the most expensive dress for your wife(then bring it back the following day). Get there, and show her, what she has lost. So when the party there, remove some of your clothes and start showing off posing a frong double bicep in front of the dude that is now stuck with her.
      three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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      Originally posted by DOUBLE J
      I think she wants to show you her "new" ride!

      she is trading DOWN! this guy makes great money but has a head the size of a basketball on a tiny little frame looks like a toothpick holding up an orange. well maybe trading up for the monet but i am ugly and if you campare he and I, shit i look better than brad pitt!

      i like her always did just never loved her. i guess i will go and eat free food and drink free booze.

      wait a minute she has 2 sisters that i didnt get around to dating hmmm.........
      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

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      Default Re: Re: Re: i just checked the mail

      Originally posted by jipped genes
      this guy makes great money but has a head the size of a basketball
      Well your know what they say about guys with a head the size of a basketball don't you?


      OK, Me neither but I had nothin'!

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      Take your wife and make out during the ceremony - show her what she is missing!

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      I'd go just because I hate to miss a party.
      RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

      Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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      Originally posted by Sugarbaby
      Take your wife and make out during the ceremony - show her what she is missing!
      AHHHHHH! that is hilarious i wont go unless she does i am scared the 2 sisters might corner me and try to have their way with me.

      dont worry frig i wasnt sayin it like that i was just thinkin it may be a motive to have me there from her angle. hell i can barely handle the woman i have 2 would kill me.
      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

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      i reread the invitation it is gonna be at a southern baptist church so i fear there will be no booze.

      would it be wrong to sit in the back row with a sixer and some buffalo wings?
      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

      A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

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