a joke for bouncer

[pudgy]

Tweeta lady walks into a bar and see a really cute guy sitting at he counter. she goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"magic beer" he says.
she thinks he's a little crazy so she walks around the bar, thier is noone else worth talking to so she goes back to the guy at the bar.
"that isnt really magic beer is it ?"
"yes, ill show you." he takes a drink of the beer , then jumps out the window of the building and flys around it three times and then comes back in the window.
the lady cant believe it, "i bet you cant do that again."
he takes another drink of beer and jumps out the window and flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.
she is so amazed she says she wants a magic beer, so the guy says to the bartender " giver her one of what im having. "
she gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer , jumps out of the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies. the bartender looks up at the guy and says "you know superman your a real asshole when your drunk".

[bikertrash]

Tweetsuperman :p

[Hollywood]

TweetI love it!!!

[Hollywood]

TweetYou know it, just as long as you don't give me no magic beer

[Hollywood]

TweetYou ever notice how you n' me always turn every thread into a chat?

[jack hust]

Tweetlol

[Hollywood]

TweetYour the instigator, my friend

[pudgy]

Tweetget a room

[Team Flex]

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Originally posted by pudgy
get a room

Bwahahahhahaha!!!

[Team Flex]

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Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
maybe we will.

Bouncer if you two get a room you better get her a nice room... You know one with a very nice bed ..... um .... Cause you need to be comfortable... hahahhaha

[bigjim33]

Tweetbwahahahaha

[pudgy]

Tweetyeah no days inn crap , four stars bouncer four stars at least.

[Hollywood]

TweetHe's takin' me to the Waldorf or I'm callin it off!!!

[Team Flex]

TweetThere ya go Bouncer step it up a little show her what the Booty Daddy is all about.... hahahhaha

[Hollywood]

TweetOOOhhh I like your idea better than mine