What about the dumbasses who raise the incline as high as it will go?
One night in my gym, this annoying motherfucker with a mullet and tinted pedophile glasses was running on the treadmill. All of a sudden his shorts drop to his ankles and this motherfucker had nothing on but a jock strap. In one motion he pulled his shorts up and hauled ass to the locker room. I, in turn, ran outside and puked from laughing so hard. I was the only person to see it too!
I AM EL NINO!!! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino. Yo soy El Nino. For those of you who dont habla espanol, El Nino is Spanish for,THE NINO!!!