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LD
TweetWhy does the bride wear white?
To match the other appliances
Before John Denvers final fatal plane crash, someone asked him if he wanted to take a shower?
He said no he would just wash up on shore--
haha
Silverback gorilla in the concrete jungle, Im the strongest around.
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RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys
Zero to 60 in under 7 seconds. One, two, three, four, five, six, sev-that fast=AMC AMX ad from 1968
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Tweethaha... thats the perfect match for this one:
"what do you do if the dishwasher breaks"?
kick her and tell her to get back to work.
TweetI love it when my girl always tells me that if I marry her she will serve me for the rest of her life.
Tweetlol olds
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~190 lbs
I like to help, but do I look like a drug ******? (The correct answer here is no) So please do not ask me for drugs.