TweetYes always leave your comdoms in the car.
TweetA guy and his girlfriend are planning to be married soon. The girlfriend has a younger sister who always flirts with the boyfriend. She wears short skirts and bends over in front of him, rubs his inner leg, and teases him, all when no one else is around or looking--
One day the guy is at his girls house and the girlfriend leaves to go see about things for the wedding--The boyfriend and the younger sister are left alone-
The younger sister comes down stairs in tiny shorts and a tight cutoff t-shirt. She comes up to the boyfriend and tells him that she has always wanted him, and if he felt the same way they should have sex one time before he marries her sister--She tells him if he wants to she will be upstairs in her room, naked waiting for him--She goes up the stairs, leaving the guy alone---He contemplates the decision for a few seconds and then dashs out the front door, to find his girlfriend and her parents waiting for him----
The dad says "Congradulations, you have passed the final test, and we welcome you too our family, we love you, and are very proud of you" The girlfriend embraces the boyfriend---
Moral of the story----Always leave the condoms in the car.
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TweetYes always leave your comdoms in the car.
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TweetThat is sweet. I would have done the same thing (sorry honey).
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