TweetA little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mom on top of his
dad bouncing up & down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,
worried about what her son has seen.
She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and
asks, "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know
your dad has a big tummy & sometimes I have to get on top of it to help
flatten it." "You're wasting your time." say's the boy. "Why is that?"
asked his mom, puzzled. "Well, when you go shopping the lady next door
comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up!"