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TweetTwo guys walk out of a bar pissed drunk.
One guy says to the other "Man, this has been a good night so far, lets finish it with a bang.. lets go find some hookers!!"
So the two drunk guys go find hookers and start walkin back to their hotel rooms.
On the way back the hookers were talkin to eachother about how wasted the guys were.
One hooker said to the other "These guys are so wasted, we could put blow up dolls in their room and they wouldn't even know the difference!"
The other hooker agreed so they blew up the dolls and sent them in to both the guy's rooms.
Fifteen minutes later both guys come out of their rooms, the first guy says "DUDE, mine was great, she let me do whatever I wanted to her! And she didnt even ask for payment!"
The other guy who looked pale opened his mouth and said "I think mine was a witch.... I bit her nipple, she hissed at me, and flew out the window!!!"
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TweetWhen I bite my girls nipples she turns into a real witch too.
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